I know its true but you don’t have to say it…
Me: Man, my commute SUCKS! I left an hour early and I was ten minutes late!
Danny: I’m sorry. That does suck.
Me: All I did was stop to get coffee and a salad for lunch on my way to work. It took less than ten minutes.
Danny: And you were ten minutes late. Weird!
Me: Shut up.